- White Parents: date whenever you want honey, whenever you're ready!
- Mexican Parents: I'll let you date whenever you're ready.
- Black Parents: Haha, I don't give a fuck whenever you date , just tell me who it is .
- Asian Parents: WHAT!!!!!!!? YOU NO DATE TILL YOU PASS COLLEGE . I DONT WANT YOU TO HAVE BAAABBY THEN YOU DROP OUT SCHOOL . YOU CRAZE CHY'OLE . GOONESS
- Nigerian Parents: EHHH? YOU WAN TO HAVE A BOYFRENN EH KWA? CHIBUNNA I SENT YOU TO AMELICA TO GET A'S IN SCHOOL AND YOU WANT TO HAVE BOYFRENN. CHINEKE MU EHH. INFACT I WILL SHIP YOU BACK TO NIGERIA.
- Nigerian Parents 2: NO. YOU WILL NOT HAVE A BOYFRENN UNTIL YOU GET MARRIED.
- African Parents: Boyfrann? Girlfrann? Ova ma dead body. I will ostracize you from dating small small people, until you are 25. That time my frand will you be allowed to marry. ehhh